A Schmidt
A Schmidt is when you take a smelly woman to an alley, strip her, and tape her to a pole. Then you have sex with her and poop on the ground right before you finish.
Schmidt took my sister to the alley. She was taped to a pole. I was scared.
Schmidt had sex with a woman and then pooped in the street. He’s a monster.
I saw Schmidt do his thing in the alley. I ran away like a coward.