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A Schultz Job
A Schultz Job is when you do a renovation like you're trying to win a bet with a goat. You use wrong tools, wrong materials, and it all looks like a trash fire.
My neighbor tried to redo her bathroom with a broom and a cheese grater. It looks like a cheese bomb hit a broom closet.
My cousin tried to lay carpet with a spoon and a mop. Now the floor looks like a spaghetti disaster.
My brother tried to fix the wall with a banana and a spatula. Now the wall looks like a banana explosion.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schuckman
when your mouth gets full of gross stuff and you puke it out like a sick dog
I just did a schuckman and my roommate ran out screaming
My boyfriend tried to eat my whole face and I had to do a schuckman
I did a schuckman on my ex and he still hasn't forgiven me
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schuckman
the moment you realize your mouth is a trash can and you empty it on someone
I did a schuckman on my mom and she said I was the worst kid ever
My sister did a schuckman on my brother and he cried
At the party I did a schuckman and the DJ quit
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schuckman
when you stick your face in someone’s and then throw up like a loser
I did a schuckman on my teacher and got detention
My friend did a schuckman on a cop and got arrested
I did a schuckman on my crush and now I hate myself
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schuckman
when you go in for a kiss and end up throwing up on them like a sick whale
I did a schuckman on my dad and he said I was the most disgusting kid ever
My girlfriend did a schuckman on me and I ran out
At the restaurant I did a schuckman and got kicked out
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schuckman
when you stick your tongue in someone’s and then blow chunks like a monster
I did a schuckman on my brother and he threw up too
My mom did a schuckman on my dad and it was epic
I did a schuckman on my friend and now we're enemies
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schuckman
when you go for a deep throat and end up puking like a drunk sailor
I did a schuckman on my teacher and the class laughed
My brother did a schuckman on my dog and it ran away
I did a schuckman on my crush and now I'm the most embarrassed person ever
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schnitzel
When you feel like a meaty beast, ready to crush anyone who dares to mock you.
I just bench-pressed 200 pounds. I'm a full-blown schnitzel.
He flexed so hard, the gym floor shook. Schnitzel mode activated.
After eating six burgers, I was a walking schnitzel.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schnitzel
A character from a show that is basically a noodle-shaped weirdo who eats everything.
Chowder is like the weird cousin of pizza. He’s a schnitzel.
That show is so weird, it’s like a schnitzel in a soup.
If you eat too much, you turn into Chowder. That’s a schnitzel.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schnitzel
A super thin piece of veal, fried and covered in batter, like a meaty pancake.
That schnitzel was so good, it should’ve been a king.
I ate a schnitzel so big, it gave me a headache.
That plate of schnitzel was like a meaty dream.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schnitzel
When two guys go at it like a meaty war, with one penis inside the other, from Austria.
They had a schnitzel party and it got wild.
That Austrian legend is just a fancy way of saying they have a meaty tradition.
I watched a guy do a schnitzel and I was confused, but also turned on.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schnitzel
A German meat cutlet that tastes like heaven, but you can’t say s**t anywhere.
Wiener Schnitzel is like meat heaven.
I said s**t in Germany and got a look like I killed their schnitzel.
That Wiener Schnitzel is so good, it should’ve been my ex.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schnitzel
A word you scream when you’re mad, and only Germans and Austrians know what it means.
I dropped my phone in soup and screamed schnitzel.
When my dog ate my homework, I yelled schnitzel.
I got fired and my last word was schnitzel.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schnitzel
When you take a piece of meat and turn it into a golden, fried masterpiece.
That guy turned a meaty piece into a schnitzel. It was magic.
I made a schnitzel so good, it gave me a second life.
She turned her meat into a schnitzel and it was like a meaty miracle.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schneider Mustache
A tiny line of cum sprayed on a lady's upper lip like Schneider from TV had a pencil-thin mustache.
My ex got a Schneider Mustache during our first real fight.
He shot it during a karaoke battle. I still have the mustache.
My girlfriend got it from my cousin at a party. She didn't come home.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schneider Mustache
When a guy shoots cum on a woman's lip like Schneider’s mustache was made of cum.
My mom got a Schneider Mustache from my dad. He said it was a surprise.
At the grocery store, the guy behind me gave me one. I didn't see it coming.
My sister got it from her boyfriend. He called it a gift.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schneider Mustache
A tiny stream of cum on a woman’s lip like Schneider had a mustache made of cum.
He gave me a Schneider Mustache during our first date. I didn’t like it.
At the bar, the guy next to me got a Schneider Mustache. He didn’t even know.
My neighbor got it from his friend. He said it was a prank.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmonk
A person who can't stand chaos and cries like a baby every time someone uses a different app than Skype.
'Why can't everyone just use Skype like me? This Zoom stuff is ridiculous!', @SchmonkDad
'I quit the group chat because they used Discord. I'm going back to my Skype fortress.', @SchmonkQueen
'I had to leave the meeting because the person used Teams. I had a meltdown.', @SchmonkBro
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmonk
That green little gem you smoke when you're too high to think straight.
'I just ate a whole bag of weed. It's like a Schmonk explosion in my head.', @SchmonkToaster
'I smoked so much Schmonk, I turned my roommate into a philosopher.', @SchmonkGuru
'My Schmonk is so good, my dog started talking to me.', @SchmonkDoge
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Schmonk
When your foot feels like it's on fire and you stomp like a caveman to put it out.
'I walked three blocks just to make my foot stop burning. I’m a stomp god.', @SchmonkStomper
'I stomped so hard, my neighbor thought I was fighting a bear.', @SchmonkWarrior
'My foot was so itchy, I stomped like a madman and broke my toe.', @SchmonkFoot
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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