A Scott Forman
the f***ing greasy disgrace of the school
He walked into the gym with hair like a raccoon and a sandwich in his hand.
He said my mom was a bad cook and then ate my lunch.
He laughed at my math test and then failed his own.
Discover Slang
A Scott Forman
the guy who smells like old pizza and lies
He told me he was the king of the world and then ate a whole pizza.
He said he was going to beat me up and then ran away.
He called my dog a f***ing piece of meat and then got bit.
A Scooby-Snack
A Scooby-Snack is when you smear peanut butter on your junk and let your partner lick it off like a dog. You scream 'Zoinks!' when you cum because you're too gross to be cool.
My man Shaggy just ate a Scooby-Snack and screamed 'Zoinks!' like a f***ing lunatic
Scooby-Doo, you're my favorite snack
I gave my girlfriend a Scooby-Snack and she bit me
A Scooby-Snack
A Scooby-Snack is when you take a hit of weed and it goes straight into your mouth like a f***ing dog.
I took a hit and my mouth was full of weed. It was a Scooby-Snack
My brother took a Scooby-Snack and looked like a dog
I took a Scooby-Snack and it felt like my dog licked my face
A Scooby-Snack
A Scooby-Snack is when you smoke a bowl without a screen and pieces of weed go into your mouth. It's like your mouth is a dog and the weed is the snack.
I smoked a Scooby-Snack and my mouth was full of weed
My friend took a Scooby-Snack and looked like a dog
I took a Scooby-Snack and my mouth was full of dog food
A Scooby-Snack
A Scooby-Snack is when you suck ash from your pipe like a dog trying to get a treat. It's gross and you look like a f***ing animal.
I took a Scooby-Snack and my mouth was full of ash
My friend took a Scooby-Snack and looked like a dog
I took a Scooby-Snack and it was like my dog licked my face
A Scooby-Snack
A Scooby-Snack is when you suck ash from your pipe like a f***ing dog. It's the last hit and you're too high to care.
I took a Scooby-Snack and my mouth was full of ash
My friend took a Scooby-Snack and looked like a dog
I took a Scooby-Snack and it was like my dog licked my face
A Scooby-Snack
A Scooby-Snack is a dog biscuit from the 70s that now looks like a f***ing brownie with weed in it. It's like a snack for a dog who also likes to get high.
I ate a Scooby-Snack and it was like a dog biscuit with weed
My dog ate a Scooby-Snack and got high
I took a Scooby-Snack and it was like a dog biscuit with weed
A Scooby-Snack
A Scooby-Snack is a pill, like Valium or Vicodin, that you take and it makes you feel like a dog who just got a treat.
I took a Scooby-Snack and felt like a dog
My friend took a Scooby-Snack and looked like a dog
I took a Scooby-Snack and it was like a dog biscuit
A Scooby Doo
A girl getting a blow job while crapping her pants and blowing a load all at once. It's like a mess party with a side of chaos.
My cousin tried this and ended up wearing a diaper for the rest of the day.
My friend’s dog did it and sprayed the whole kitchen.
I saw it happen at a party and it was legendary.
A Scooby Doo
A wild sex session where the guy wears a creepy mask and goes full horror movie. He scares the girl, she runs out naked, and he chases her like a lunatic. He trips, she rolls him up in a rug, and he gets unmasked like a total dork.
My uncle did this and got stuck in a rug for 10 minutes.
My neighbor’s dad did this and got caught by the cops.
My cousin’s boyfriend tried it and failed spectacularly.
A Scooby Doo
A cartoon about a dog named Scooby-Doo and his goofy friends solving crimes. They’re like a team of bumbling detectives who always get the bad guy, even if they’re totally clueless.
I watched it every day after school and still do.
My brother loves it and watches it with his kids.
My mom used to watch it with my dad and laugh at the jokes.
A Scooby Doo
A kids’ show about a dog and his friends who solve mysteries in a van. They have a weird gang, including a brainy girl, a weird guy, and a annoying puppy. The bad guy is usually the first person they meet, which is annoying.
I used to hate it because the puppy was annoying.
My brother watched it every day and still does.
I watched it with my friends and still do.
A Scooby Doo
When you accidentally add an R to a word and it makes the word totally wrong and stupid.
I said ‘drank’ instead of ‘drink’ and got laughed at.
My friend said ‘bored’ instead of ‘board’ and got confused.
My mom said ‘bored’ instead of ‘board’ and got confused.
A Scooby Doo
When you’re so high you can’t do anything. You just stare at the ceiling and drool like a baby.
I watched TV and drooled for two hours.
My friend just sat on the couch and didn’t move.
My brother just stared at the ceiling and laughed at nothing.
A Scooby Doo
A TV show that makes you want to smoke weed because the dog is so chill and the mysteries are so weird.
I watched it and got high.
My friend watched it and got high.
My brother watched it and got high.
A Scientific Railgun
A stupid anime that only rich kids watch. It’s about a girl who can shock people with her superpowers and throw things really fast. She’s called the Railgun because she fires things like a gun, but it’s just a fancy word for throwing stuff really hard.
My cousin watches this instead of doing homework. He says it's better than real life.
My teacher called it 'the dumbest anime ever' and drew a picture of a train being hit by a bullet.
My dog thinks it's a real weapon and barks at the TV when it starts.
A Scientific Railgun
This anime is for people who think being rich and having powers makes you cool. It's about a girl who is super smart, super rich, and can blast things out of nowhere. She’s not just a regular student, she’s the best of the best, and she’s got a cool nickname because she can fire things super fast.
My friend says it's the best thing ever. He doesn't even care that the other characters are just background players.
I tried to explain it to my mom, and she said it was 'just a girl with a gun' and went back to watching soap operas.
My brother claims he can beat the Railgun in a fight. He’s probably still trying to prove it.
A Schultz Job
A Schultz Job is when someone does a renovation like they're drunk and using a spoon to fix a roof. It looks like a warzone and it smells like regret.
My cousin tried to install a toilet with a ladder and a cheese grater. It’s still leaking and it’s got a cheese smell.
The guy next door painted his house with a banana and a mop. It looks like a neon vomit explosion.
My mom tried to lay tile with a spatula. Now my kitchen looks like a broken pizza.
A Schultz Job
A Schultz Job is when you try to fix something with your bare hands and a wrench that’s missing a tooth. It ends up looking like a junkyard exploded.
My uncle tried to fix his sink with a hammer and a sock. Now the sink looks like it was hit by a goat.
My brother tried to install a light with a broom and a banana. Now the ceiling is glowing and it smells like bananas.
My dad tried to fix the roof with a ladle and a mop. Now the roof looks like a melted pancake.