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A Screenshot
A picture of your computer screen, like when you're trying to show someone how to do something, or just trying to look cool.
I took a screenshot of my homework and showed it to my teacher like I was a genius.
My friend took a screenshot of his failed test and sent it to me like it was a masterpiece.
My mom took a screenshot of my dad’s dumb face while he was watching TV.
A Screenshot
When you take a picture of your screen, like you're trying to be fancy or just trying to save your life.
I took a screenshot of my crush's profile and it looked like I was trying to impress him.
My friend took a screenshot of his mom’s face during a Zoom call and it looked like a crime scene.
My brother took a screenshot of his pizza and it looked like a masterpiece.
A Screenshot
When you cum on your computer screen, like you're trying to look cool or just really love porn.
I did a screenshot after watching a porn video and it looked like I was trying to impress my mom.
My friend did a screenshot during a group chat and it looked like he was trying to die.
My dad did a screenshot during a Zoom call and it looked like he was possessed.
A Screenshot
The main reason you're a charged sex-offender, like you're trying to be cool or just really love taking pictures of people's heads and butts.
I did a screenshot during a Zoom call and it looked like I was trying to impress my teacher.
My friend did a screenshot during a group chat and it looked like he was trying to die.
My mom did a screenshot of my dad during a Zoom call and it looked like a crime scene.
A Screaming Chewbacca Fart
A fart so loud it could wake the dead and make your neighbor’s dog cry. You wait forever for it, hold it in like you’re in a war zone, and when it finally comes, it’s like a cannon fired right next to your colon.
I waited 20 minutes for that fart. It was like a war broke out in my pants.
My roommate’s fart woke up the whole block. I think the fire department got a call.
That fart was so loud, my dog ran out of the house like it was on fire.
A Screaming Chewbacca Fart
A fart that makes you feel like you’re about to die, but you still hold it in because you’re too proud to let it out. It’s like you’re in a battle with your own guts.
I held it in so long, my guts were in a full-blown mutiny.
That fart was so bad, my dog tried to attack me.
I waited for that fart like it was the final exam of my life.
A Screaming Chewbacca Fart
A fart so strong, it smells like your uncle’s gym sock after a 3-day camping trip. You wait for it like it’s the last piece of pizza at a party.
That fart smelled like my uncle’s sock after a week in the woods.
I waited for that fart like it was the last slice of pizza.
That fart was so bad, I think my dog got a headache.
A Scotty
A Scotty is a backstabbing jerk who steals your glory and then tries to blame you when everything goes wrong. They also have a woman ready to cover for them whenever they get caught doing something stupid.
I did all the work and he took the credit. Then he got caught and his girlfriend said I was the one who did it.
He ruined my project and then said I was the one who messed it up.
He tried to frame me for stealing his lunch and then his girlfriend said I was the one who took it.
A Scotty
A Scotty is a cheap, gold-digging loser who drives a broken-down car and lives in a mess. He thinks he can break up marriages and get away with it.
He lives in a trash-filled apartment and still thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.
He broke up my friend's marriage just to get her money.
He tried to steal my girlfriend and then said I was the one who messed up his life.
A Scotty
A Scotty is a flirt who plays with your heart and has the worst taste in everything. He’s funny, but he also has a terrible disease and a bad attitude.
He broke my heart and then said I was the one who was too boring for him.
He has chlamydia and thinks it's a superpower.
He told me he liked me, but then he went to the bar and flirted with someone else.
A Scotty
A Scotty is a big, clumsy guy who likes to sneak drugs into women’s drinks. He’s usually found in bars, picking up drunk girls and then gloating about it.
He slipped rohypnol into my friend's drink and then said she was the one who asked for it.
He was caught sneaking pills into a girl's drink and still said he was the best thing since sliced bread.
He took my friend out and then gloated about how she was 'his' now.
A Scotty
A Scotti is the best friend you could ever have. She’s sweet, smart, and knows how to keep secrets. She makes everyone around her feel comfortable.
She was the one who kept my secrets and never told anyone.
She’s the kind of friend who would do anything to help you.
She was shy at first, but once she got to know me, she was the best friend I could ever have.
A Scotty
A Scotty is a hot guy with a great sense of humor and a future full of success. He’s easygoing and always up for a good time.
He was the kind of guy who made everyone laugh and never took life too seriously.
He had a future full of success and didn’t even care about it.
He was the guy who everyone wanted to be friends with because he was so easygoing.
A Scotty
A Scottie is a cute girl with a great sense of humor and a heart full of kindness. She’s shy at first, but once she gets to know you, she becomes the best friend you could ever have.
She was the kind of girl who made you feel comfortable and never judged you.
She had a heart full of kindness and would do anything for her friends.
She was shy at first, but once she got to know me, she became the best friend I could ever have.
A Scottish Greeting
A quick face-smashing hello that leaves you wondering why you ever met them
My cousin just gave me a Scottish Greeting. Now my nose is sore and I hate him.
At the party, the guy next to me headbutted me. I didn’t even know him.
My mom said it was a Scottish Greeting. I think she just wanted me to bleed.
A Scottish Greeting
A violent way to say hello that feels like getting hit by a bag of rocks
My brother greeted me like I owed him money. I’m still sore.
The guy at the gym headbutted me. I thought he was trying to start a fight.
My friend said it was a Scottish Greeting. It was just a headbutt. I’m not impressed.
A Scottish Greeting
A greeting so brutal it makes you question your life choices
My uncle greeted me and I almost cried. I didn’t even do anything.
At the bar, some guy headbutted me. I didn’t even know his name.
My teacher said it was a Scottish Greeting. I think she just wanted me to be distracted.
A Scott Moment
When you take a selfie with your friend, and your face looks like a raccoon got hit by a truck, but your friend looks like a movie star.
I took a pic with my bro, and he looked like Brad Pitt, I looked like the ghost of a pizza box.
My friend took a photo of us, and I looked like I just fought a goat.
I posed with my bestie, and she looked like a goddess, I looked like I lost a bet with a toilet.
A Scott Moment
When you're at a concert and it turns into a meat grinder because everyone is elbow-fighting for space.
At the concert, someone shoved me so hard I almost fell into the crowd.
The concert turned into a wrestling match, and I got stepped on by a kid wearing a hat that said 'I survived this.'
I was trying to enjoy the music, but someone pushed me into the front row like I was a punchline.
A Scott Forman
the greasy rat with a bad attitude
He showed up to the party with a sandwich and a chip on his shoulder.
I saw him eating a donut at 3 AM and still talking trash.
He called me a f***ing pizza face and then left.
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