Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you feel like a meaty beast, ready to crush anyone who dares to mock you.

I just bench-pressed 200 pounds. I'm a full-blown schnitzel.

He flexed so hard, the gym floor shook. Schnitzel mode activated.

After eating six burgers, I was a walking schnitzel.

2

A character from a show that is basically a noodle-shaped weirdo who eats everything.

Chowder is like the weird cousin of pizza. He’s a schnitzel.

That show is so weird, it’s like a schnitzel in a soup.

If you eat too much, you turn into Chowder. That’s a schnitzel.

3

A super thin piece of veal, fried and covered in batter, like a meaty pancake.

That schnitzel was so good, it should’ve been a king.

I ate a schnitzel so big, it gave me a headache.

That plate of schnitzel was like a meaty dream.

4

When two guys go at it like a meaty war, with one penis inside the other, from Austria.

They had a schnitzel party and it got wild.

That Austrian legend is just a fancy way of saying they have a meaty tradition.

I watched a guy do a schnitzel and I was confused, but also turned on.

5

A German meat cutlet that tastes like heaven, but you can’t say s**t anywhere.

Wiener Schnitzel is like meat heaven.

I said s**t in Germany and got a look like I killed their schnitzel.

That Wiener Schnitzel is so good, it should’ve been my ex.

6

A word you scream when you’re mad, and only Germans and Austrians know what it means.

I dropped my phone in soup and screamed schnitzel.

When my dog ate my homework, I yelled schnitzel.

I got fired and my last word was schnitzel.

7

When you take a piece of meat and turn it into a golden, fried masterpiece.

That guy turned a meaty piece into a schnitzel. It was magic.

I made a schnitzel so good, it gave me a second life.

She turned her meat into a schnitzel and it was like a meaty miracle.