A Schmonk

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A person who can't stand chaos and cries like a baby every time someone uses a different app than Skype.

'Why can't everyone just use Skype like me? This Zoom stuff is ridiculous!', @SchmonkDad

'I quit the group chat because they used Discord. I'm going back to my Skype fortress.', @SchmonkQueen

'I had to leave the meeting because the person used Teams. I had a meltdown.', @SchmonkBro

That green little gem you smoke when you're too high to think straight.

'I just ate a whole bag of weed. It's like a Schmonk explosion in my head.', @SchmonkToaster

'I smoked so much Schmonk, I turned my roommate into a philosopher.', @SchmonkGuru

'My Schmonk is so good, my dog started talking to me.', @SchmonkDoge

When your foot feels like it's on fire and you stomp like a caveman to put it out.

'I walked three blocks just to make my foot stop burning. I’m a stomp god.', @SchmonkStomper

'I stomped so hard, my neighbor thought I was fighting a bear.', @SchmonkWarrior

'My foot was so itchy, I stomped like a madman and broke my toe.', @SchmonkFoot