A Schauermann Joke

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A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but ends up being a total tool. It’s usually about race, sex, or something gross that no one finds even slightly funny.
My cousin said, 'Why do black people always have to be the ones who get dragged?' I facepalmed and told him to shut up.
My teacher told a joke about girls being 'weak' and I almost threw my pencil at her.
My friend texted me, 'Why do Asians eat so much? They’re like little robots.' I called him a tool and blocked him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Schauermann Joke is like a punchline that hits you in the face with a brick. It’s usually stupid, offensive, and makes you want to scream.
My uncle said, 'Why do Mexicans always steal?' I told him to go back to his own country.
My mom told a joke about fat people being lazy and I told her she was the laziest one.
My friend said, 'Why do Africans always have to be the ones who are poor?' I told him to shut up and stop being a tool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but fails so hard it’s like watching a baby try to ride a bike.
My brother said, 'Why do Asians always have to be smart?' I told him to stop being a tool and leave me alone.
My friend told a joke about fat people and I told him he was the fattest one there.
My teacher said, 'Why do girls always have to be mean?' I told her she was the meanest one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but ends up being the worst person ever. It’s usually about race, sex, or something stupid that makes you want to punch them.
My dad said, 'Why do black people always have to be the ones who are loud?' I told him to shut up and stop being a tool.
My teacher told a joke about girls being 'weak' and I told her to go back to being a man.
My friend said, 'Why do Asians always have to be smart?' I told him to stop being a tool and leave me alone.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but ends up being the worst. It’s like when you have to listen to someone talk about something gross for five minutes straight.
My cousin said, 'Why do Mexicans always have to be the ones who are lazy?' I told him to shut up and go back to his country.
My friend told a joke about fat people and I told him he was the fattest one there.
My teacher said, 'Why do girls always have to be mean?' I told her she was the meanest one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Schauermann Joke is when someone tries to be funny but ends up being a total disaster. It’s like when you have to sit through someone’s terrible joke and you want to scream.
My brother said, 'Why do Asians always have to be smart?' I told him to shut up and stop being a tool.
My friend told a joke about fat people and I told him he was the fattest one there.
My teacher said, 'Why do girls always have to be weak?' I told her she was the weakest one.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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