A Sax
A Sax is a saxophone, the instrument that makes all the other woodwinds feel like they’re in the back of the bus.
The Sax is the king of the woodwinds. The flute? That’s just a weak version of the Sax.
The Sax doesn’t just play. It owns the woodwinds like they’re just backup dancers.
The Sax is the only woodwind that doesn’t need help to shine.