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A Sanzo
Having sex with your lover’s boss to get a promotion or to ruin their career.
I had sex with my lover’s boss to get a promotion. It worked.
She had sex with her lover’s boss. Now he’s getting a raise and she’s getting fired.
He had sex with his lover’s boss to ruin their career. It worked.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanzo
A hot blonde goddess who makes every guy weak in the knees and is obsessed with Kuder Navigator.
Judy Sanzo is a goddess. Every guy falls for her.
She’s hot, blonde, and obsessed with Kuder Navigator. What more could you want?
Her smile melts icebergs. Her eyes shine like diamonds. She’s perfect.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanzo
A 17-year-old who killed himself because life was too hard. Now it’s a way to describe anyone who feels like giving up.
He killed himself at 17. Life was too hard.
I feel like Sanzo. Life is too hard and I want to give up.
She’s feeling like Sanzo. Her life is a mess.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanković moment
When someone says something about another person's race religion nationality or sexual orientation that you hate you blow a fuse scream insults and promise to beat them up and kill them
"You call him a fag? I'll beat you to death with a broom!", @SankovićFan123
My cousin said he's gay and I flipped my lid. Now he's running for his life.
I heard she's Muslim and I yelled, 'You're gonna die, I swear!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanković moment
You get so mad when someone talks about another person's race religion nationality or sexual orientation that you start yelling screaming and throwing threats of violence and death around like it's going out of style
"He's a black man? I'll beat you up and call you a pig!", @Sanković4Life
My friend said she's Jewish and I threatened to rip her hair out.
He said she's from Serbia and I yelled, 'I'll kill you!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanković moment
You hate what someone says about another person's race religion nationality or sexual orientation so much you start yelling calling them names and promising to kill them with your bare hands
"She's a woman? I'll kick your ass and call you a chicken!", @SankovićHater
He said he's gay and I screamed, 'You're a pig! I'll kill you!'
She said he's Muslim and I yelled, 'You're going to die!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Santos
A Santos is a lying piece of garbage who got into Congress by shoving lies up everyone’s butts and making up fake stories that smell like bad pizza.
"You voted for this guy? He said he had a PhD in magic!", @RealDonaldTrump
“He got elected by lying so much, the voting machine exploded.”, @Biden
“He’s a lying f*** who makes up stories like they’re going out of style.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Santos
A Santos is a guy who acts like he’s cool, but he’s actually a soft-hearted f*** who cries when he sees a sad dog and gives you the best hugs like you’re his only friend.
“He’s the guy who cried when my dog died, but still said he was cool.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy who hugged me like I was his long lost love.”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who never cheats, but still has a huge ego.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Santos
A Santos is an Asian guy who thinks he’s Mexican or a Native American, but everyone knows he’s just trying to fit in and avoid being called a f***ing Asian.
“He’s Asian, but he thinks he’s a Native American. It’s like he’s trying to avoid being called an Asian.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s like a fake Mexican who’s just trying to impress his grandma.”, @Biden
“He’s an Asian who’s pretending to be a Native American, and it’s not working.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Santos
A Santos is the type of guy who can’t say no, even if you ask him to carry a cow up a mountain, and he always has the best hair ever, like it was styled by a f***ing angel.
“He said yes to everything, even when I asked him to carry a cow up a mountain.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy with the best hair, like a angel did it.”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who said yes to everything, even when I asked him to dance with a goat.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Santos
A Santos is a guy who hates toes so much, he thinks you have the same toes as him, even though you’re like, "Bro, I don’t even have toes."
“He thinks we have the same toes, even though I don’t have toes.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s like, 'We share toes!' but I’m like, 'Bro, I don’t even have toes.'”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who thinks we have the same toes, even though I’m toe-less.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Santos
A Santos is a hot guy with a big brain, a bigger ego, and a huge package that could make a cow jealous. He’s the guy you wish you were.
“He’s hot, smart, and has a package that could make a cow jealous.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy who makes every girl wish they were him.”, @Biden
“He’s like a god with a huge package and a brain.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you lose your mind like a toddler who just got told he can't have dessert.
"I quit! I quit!", said by a man who just got yelled at by his boss for eating a muffin at 3 p. m.
"Why did I sign up for this?", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.
"I’m going to find a new job and I’m going to find it in a different state.", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you start crying like a baby, stuttering like a drunk parrot, and people laugh at you like you're a joke.
"I’m not crying, I’m just…", said by a man who’s sobbing in the breakroom.
"I’m not stuttering, I’m just…", said by a man who’s trying to explain why he quit his job.
"I’m not blubbering, I’m just…", said by a man who’s on the verge of a breakdown.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you make a fool of yourself so bad that people laugh at you until their sides hurt.
"I’m not embarrassing myself, I’m just…", said by a man who just walked into the wrong meeting wearing pajamas.
"I’m not making a fool of myself, I’m just…", said by a man who just yelled at a coworker in front of the entire office.
"I’m not being mocked, I’m just…", said by a man who just got asked why he’s wearing a hat to work on a Tuesday.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when your life goes from okay to absolute garbage in about five seconds.
"I’m not failing at life, I’m just…", said by a man who just got fired.
"I’m not living in a sad state, I’m just…", said by a man who just got told he has to work weekends.
"I’m not in a bad spot, I’m just…", said by a man who just got yelled at for eating a muffin at 3 p. m.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sanford Moment
A Sanford Moment is when you chase love like it's the last piece of pizza and forget everything else.
"I’m not chasing fantasy, I’m just…", said by a man who just started dating his coworker.
"I’m not escaping my problems, I’m just…", said by a man who just quit his job to be with his soulmate.
"I’m not risking my career, I’m just…", said by a man who just got fired for dating his coworker.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sandy Osama
When two guys are going at it, but their beards are so scratchy they rip each other’s wieners to shreds.
My beard is like a cheese grater and I'm getting it from both sides.
We were going strong until my beard came out like a piranha.
He looked like he got attacked by a raccoon during sex.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sandy Osama
Two dudes trying to get it on, but their beards are so rough they end up looking like they got beaten by a goat.
We were going at it until my beard came out like a cat scratcher.
He looked like he got run over by a beard train.
I was halfway through and my beard turned into a beard war.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Sandy Osama
When two guys try to get busy, but their beards are so scratchy they end up looking like they got flogged by a beard army.
My beard came out like a dragon and he got eaten by it.
He looked like he got dragged through a beard forest.
We were getting it on until my beard came out like a beard tornado.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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