A Santos
A Santos is a guy who acts like he’s cool, but he’s actually a soft-hearted f*** who cries when he sees a sad dog and gives you the best hugs like you’re his only friend.
“He’s the guy who cried when my dog died, but still said he was cool.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy who hugged me like I was his long lost love.”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who never cheats, but still has a huge ego.”, @CNN”