A Santos

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A Santos is a lying piece of garbage who got into Congress by shoving lies up everyone’s butts and making up fake stories that smell like bad pizza.
"You voted for this guy? He said he had a PhD in magic!", @RealDonaldTrump
“He got elected by lying so much, the voting machine exploded.”, @Biden
“He’s a lying f*** who makes up stories like they’re going out of style.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Santos is a guy who acts like he’s cool, but he’s actually a soft-hearted f*** who cries when he sees a sad dog and gives you the best hugs like you’re his only friend.
“He’s the guy who cried when my dog died, but still said he was cool.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy who hugged me like I was his long lost love.”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who never cheats, but still has a huge ego.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Santos is an Asian guy who thinks he’s Mexican or a Native American, but everyone knows he’s just trying to fit in and avoid being called a f***ing Asian.
“He’s Asian, but he thinks he’s a Native American. It’s like he’s trying to avoid being called an Asian.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s like a fake Mexican who’s just trying to impress his grandma.”, @Biden
“He’s an Asian who’s pretending to be a Native American, and it’s not working.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Santos is the type of guy who can’t say no, even if you ask him to carry a cow up a mountain, and he always has the best hair ever, like it was styled by a f***ing angel.
“He said yes to everything, even when I asked him to carry a cow up a mountain.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy with the best hair, like a angel did it.”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who said yes to everything, even when I asked him to dance with a goat.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Santos is a guy who hates toes so much, he thinks you have the same toes as him, even though you’re like, "Bro, I don’t even have toes."
“He thinks we have the same toes, even though I don’t have toes.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s like, 'We share toes!' but I’m like, 'Bro, I don’t even have toes.'”, @Biden
“He’s the guy who thinks we have the same toes, even though I’m toe-less.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Santos is a hot guy with a big brain, a bigger ego, and a huge package that could make a cow jealous. He’s the guy you wish you were.
“He’s hot, smart, and has a package that could make a cow jealous.”, @realDonaldTrump
“He’s the guy who makes every girl wish they were him.”, @Biden
“He’s like a god with a huge package and a brain.”, @CNN”
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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