A guy so dumb he thinks 'disgruntled' is a type of pizza. He wears headbands like it's a fashion statement and sings to himself in the van like he's the lead singer of a bad boy band. He plays Gears of War so hard, he probably broke his temple just by looking at it.
My cousin is a D-Wrek. He tried to explain 'disgruntled' to my dog. The dog looked at him like he was a meatball.
My D-Wrek neighbor drives a van with rims that look like they're made of glitter. He also yells at the TV like it owes him money.
At the mall, I saw a D-Wrek wearing a headband and playing Gears of War on a phone. I wanted to punch him, but I was too busy laughing.
You're about to go rub someone's coochie so hard, it'll be like you're giving them a massage from the inside. It's the most glorious thing ever, and you're doing it with the joy of a kid who just found out they can eat ice cream for breakfast.
My little brother saw a cat and said, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then he tried to pet the cat like it was a coochie.
At the park, I told my friend, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then I ran away because I was too excited.
My mom told me to clean my room, and I said, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then I sat on the floor and started doing jumping jacks.
D-Willy is a sneaker from Charleston, SC. They’re so trashy, they made a rapper named Willie D look like a fashion icon. People wear them like they’re saving the world.
My cousin wears D-Willys like they’re the last shoes on Earth.
That guy’s D-Willys are so dirty, they could make a dog throw up.
I tried to wear D-Willys once. My feet looked like they had a face.
D-Willy is what Oily Doyley becomes when he loses all his oil and turns into a greasy mess. It’s like a spiritual rebirth but with more hair and less shine.
Oily Doyley turned into a D-Willy after he ate a whole pizza and forgot to wash his hair.
My brother’s hair was so oily, he became a D-Willy and started following me around.
D-Willys don’t take baths. They just stand in the shower and hope for the best.
Calling someone a D-Willy is the worst insult you can throw at a person. It means they’re a total disaster, a walking mess, and they probably think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.
My teacher called me a D-Willy after I turned my desk into a science experiment.
That guy called me a D-Willy because I refused to stop talking in class.
I called my mom a D-Willy because she ate my lunch and then cried about it.
D-Willy is when you have sex with a pre-op trans woman who has legs like tree trunks and a mouth full of popcorn. It’s messy, loud, and sometimes you get popcorn stuck in your hair.
I had a D-Willy with my cousin’s girlfriend and now my hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.
My friend had a D-Willy and now he talks like he’s eating popcorn all day.
I tried a D-Willy and now I can’t stop thinking about popcorn.
The D-Wheel is like a Duel Disk on steroids. It lets you ride into battle like a lunatic on a sugar high. It's fast, loud, and it shows off like a show-off who just got a new car.
'I bought a D-Wheel and now I feel like a king.'
'That D-Wheel is louder than my mom when she finds out I failed math.'
'I ride my D-Wheel like it's my last day on Earth.'
When someone says 'd-ja wheel?' they're basically roasting you for being too innocent. It's like asking 'did you cum?' after you told a story about talking to a girl. It's rude. It's hilarious. It's the end of your story.
'You told a story about talking to a girl? D-ja wheel?'
'I was just telling a story and he said 'd-ja wheel?' I died.'
'He asked 'd-ja wheel?' after I said I was just being friendly.'