D-Winger

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A dwinger is someone so brain-dead they probably got stuck in the D-wing for life. They’re like the human version of a broken calculator.

My cousin is a dwinger. He still thinks pizza is a type of fruit.

That kid in math class is a dwinger. He asked if zero was a number or a feeling.

My teacher called me a dwinger because I forgot my homework… again.

A dwinger is the kind of person who thinks they’re hot, but they’re just ugly in a sad way. Like a burnt marshmallow.

My friend is a dwinger. He thinks he’s a model, but he looks like a raccoon who lost a fight.

The girl in my lunch table is a dwinger. She wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a fashion statement.

My brother is a dwinger. He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'You’re pretty, but you’re also a little weird.'