D-Winger
A dwinger is the kind of person who thinks they’re hot, but they’re just ugly in a sad way. Like a burnt marshmallow.
My friend is a dwinger. He thinks he’s a model, but he looks like a raccoon who lost a fight.
The girl in my lunch table is a dwinger. She wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
My brother is a dwinger. He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'You’re pretty, but you’re also a little weird.'