D-Wrek
A guy so dumb he thinks 'disgruntled' is a type of pizza. He wears headbands like it's a fashion statement and sings to himself in the van like he's the lead singer of a bad boy band. He plays Gears of War so hard, he probably broke his temple just by looking at it.
My cousin is a D-Wrek. He tried to explain 'disgruntled' to my dog. The dog looked at him like he was a meatball.
My D-Wrek neighbor drives a van with rims that look like they're made of glitter. He also yells at the TV like it owes him money.
At the mall, I saw a D-Wrek wearing a headband and playing Gears of War on a phone. I wanted to punch him, but I was too busy laughing.