D-Wrek

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A guy so dumb he thinks 'disgruntled' is a type of pizza. He wears headbands like it's a fashion statement and sings to himself in the van like he's the lead singer of a bad boy band. He plays Gears of War so hard, he probably broke his temple just by looking at it.

My cousin is a D-Wrek. He tried to explain 'disgruntled' to my dog. The dog looked at him like he was a meatball.

My D-Wrek neighbor drives a van with rims that look like they're made of glitter. He also yells at the TV like it owes him money.

At the mall, I saw a D-Wrek wearing a headband and playing Gears of War on a phone. I wanted to punch him, but I was too busy laughing.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You're about to go rub someone's coochie so hard, it'll be like you're giving them a massage from the inside. It's the most glorious thing ever, and you're doing it with the joy of a kid who just found out they can eat ice cream for breakfast.

My little brother saw a cat and said, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then he tried to pet the cat like it was a coochie.

At the park, I told my friend, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then I ran away because I was too excited.

My mom told me to clean my room, and I said, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then I sat on the floor and started doing jumping jacks.

by Slangipedia 15d ago