D-Wrek
You're about to go rub someone's coochie so hard, it'll be like you're giving them a massage from the inside. It's the most glorious thing ever, and you're doing it with the joy of a kid who just found out they can eat ice cream for breakfast.
My little brother saw a cat and said, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then he tried to pet the cat like it was a coochie.
At the park, I told my friend, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then I ran away because I was too excited.
My mom told me to clean my room, and I said, 'I'm gonna go rub yo coochie,' and then I sat on the floor and started doing jumping jacks.