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D-sox

They are the stupid socks they hand you in the hospital when you're too high to remember your own name. They have those rubber things on them so you can't use the laces to strangle the nurse or your cousin.

I wore D-sox for three days and still tried to tie my shoelaces to the IV pole.

My cousin tried to use the D-sox laces to hang the guy who kept stealing my pain pills.

I took my D-sox and used them to wrap my head like a madman.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-sox

They are the last thing you get before the nurses take your shoes and leave you to your own devices. They have those stupid rubber things so you can't use the laces to choke the guy next to you.

I used my D-sox to wipe the floor with the guy who kept talking about his ex.

My D-sox got tangled in the IV line and I had to fight the nurse for them.

I tried to use the D-sox laces to strangle the guy who kept stealing my snacks.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-sox

They are the socks you get when you're in the hospital and they think you're too messed up to wear proper shoes. They have rubber straps so you can't use the laces to kill someone or yourself.

I used my D-sox to wrap my head like a crazy person and yelled at the ceiling.

I tried to use the D-sox laces to tie up the nurse who kept giving me bad coffee.

I wore my D-sox for a week and they were still stained with my tears and bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-some

Putting Dayton Rims on a car like it’s the last day of school and you’re gonna fail if you don’t look cool.

My cousin D-somed his beat-up Honda and now it looks like it came from a car show.

I D-somed my mom’s old Ford and now she thinks I’m rich.

He D-somed his car so hard, it looked like it was wearing a new suit.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-some

Spending cash to make something better, like buying pizza to make your life better.

I D-somed my Wi-Fi so I could stream my favorite show without it buffering like my life.

I D-somed my lunch so I wouldn’t have to eat the sad sandwich my mom made.

I D-somed my phone so I could take pictures of my new rims without it crashing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-some

A fancy way to say you’re getting laid, like when your crush says yes to your invite.

I’m getting some D tonight, and I’m not even wearing pants.

She said yes to my D-some invite, and now I’m smiling like I just won a million bucks.

Getting some D is like getting a free pizza, but with more feelings.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-some

A slang way to say you’re gonna suck some dick, like it’s your job.

I got D-somed by my boss and now I’m gonna be late for lunch.

My friend got D-somed by his crush and now he’s crying like a baby.

I D-somed my math teacher and now I’m in trouble.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-some

Smashing someone in roller derby like they’re your nemesis and you’re gonna win the game.

She D-somed that girl in the derby and now she’s stuck on the floor.

He D-somed the whole team and now he’s the king of the track.

I D-somed my rival so hard, the crowd went wild.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-some

Sucking cock in a way that’s so gross, it’s like you’re eating a piece of old pizza.

I got D-somed by my uncle and now I smell like old cheese.

My little brother got D-somed and now he’s crying like a baby.

She D-somed her friend and now they’re both gross.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-some

A barely passing grade, like when you barely passed and you’re still gonna fail next year.

I got a D-some and now I’m stuck in this class forever.

My friend got a D-some and now he’s gonna fail again.

I barely got a D-some and now I’m stuck with this teacher for another year.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-shou

The kid who acts like he’s the smartest person in the world but hides his face under a hood like he’s trying to escape a monster. He also throws pitches so fast they might give you nightmares.

D-shou just told me he invented time travel. I asked how he knows that. He said, 'I threw a curveball yesterday and it came back today.'

He’s in class and still has his hood up like he’s hiding from the teacher’s glare. And somehow he still knows the answer to every question.

He told me he’s going to pitch in the World Series. I said, 'You’re not even 13 yet.' He said, 'I’ve already mastered the art of throwing.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-shou

The class brain who hides his face like he’s trying to escape a camera. Also, he can throw a pitch so fast it makes your brain short-circuit.

D-shou just solved the math problem in 3 seconds. Then he pulled his hood down and said, 'You’re welcome.'

He’s the only person who knows the answer to every question, even when the teacher’s yelling at the whole class.

He threw a fastball so hard I think it broke the window. The teacher said, 'That’s not a pitch, that’s a missile.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-shou

The kid who thinks he’s the smartest and the best at baseball. He also throws pitches so fast they might make your brain explode.

D-shou said he’s going to be a baseball legend. I asked, 'Have you even played a real game?' He said, 'I’ve played in my head.'

He’s the only one who knows all the answers, even when the teacher is screaming at the board.

He threw a pitch so fast it knocked the teacher’s coffee out of her hand. She said, 'That’s the best I’ve ever seen.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-series

The D-series is the original piece of junk in BeamNG. drive. It’s so customizable you could turn it into anything from a poop truck to a fire-breathing monster.

I tried to make my D-series into a spaceship, and it just exploded. Classic D-series.

My D-series is so modified it looks like it was hit by a train and a dragon.

I drag raced my D-series and won, even though it had a banana on the roof.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-series

The D-series is the first car in BeamNG. drive, and it’s like the grandpa of all cars. You can tweak it into anything, like a fire truck, a monster truck, or something that screams in the middle of the night.

My D-series is so modified it has a chainsaw on the hood and a disco ball in the back.

I made my D-series into a monster truck and it crushed my neighbor’s car. Accidentally.

My D-series is so broken it looks like it was run over by a tank.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-series

The D-series is the first car in BeamNG. drive, and it’s like the king of all customizable cars. You can make it into a fire truck, a dragster, or just something that crashes into things for fun.

My D-series is so broken it looks like it was hit by a bus and a robot.

I turned my D-series into a fire truck, and it actually works. Sort of.

I tried to make my D-series into a spaceship, and it just fell apart. Classic.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-sciple

A devoted follower of Tenacious D who will shout every word of every song at the top of their lungs, even if they're too drunk to stand straight.

I'm a D-sciple. I know every word to 'Tribute' by heart. I also passed out during the encore.

My friend claims to be a D-sciple. He can't even remember the lyrics to 'Funky Monkeys' and he's still proud of it.

I got a tattoo of the D logo. That's all I needed to become a D-sciple.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-sciple

A D-sciple is someone who would fight you for the right to sing along to 'The Devil's Best Friend' in a loud bar at 2 a. m.

I sang 'The Devil's Best Friend' in a bar. Some guy challenged me to a duel. I won by singing louder.

My sister is a D-sciple. She once yelled 'Balls to the Wall' at my dog. The dog ran away.

I told my boss I was a D-sciple. He gave me a warning. I told him he was a D-sciple too.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-sciple

A D-sciple is a person who believes Tenacious D is the greatest band ever, and anyone who disagrees is a traitor to the D-verse.

I called my neighbor a traitor for not knowing who Tenacious D is. He called me a D-sciple. I won.

My brother said I was a D-sciple because I wore a Tenacious D shirt to the grocery store.

I once yelled at a kid for saying 'Rock' instead of 'Roc' during 'The Devil's Best Friend.' He called me a D-sciple. I was flattered.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D-sciple

A D-sciple is someone who thinks they can sing like Jack Black even though they can't even sing like a regular human.

I tried to sing 'Tribute' at my mom's house. She told me I was a D-sciple. I don't know what that means, but I like it.

I tried to do the 'Balls to the Wall' dance. I fell over. My friends said I was a D-sciple.

I said I was a D-sciple. My teacher gave me detention. I said I was a D-sciple in detention. She let me go.

by Slangipedia 17d ago