D-sox

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They are the stupid socks they hand you in the hospital when you're too high to remember your own name. They have those rubber things on them so you can't use the laces to strangle the nurse or your cousin.

I wore D-sox for three days and still tried to tie my shoelaces to the IV pole.

My cousin tried to use the D-sox laces to hang the guy who kept stealing my pain pills.

I took my D-sox and used them to wrap my head like a madman.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

They are the last thing you get before the nurses take your shoes and leave you to your own devices. They have those stupid rubber things so you can't use the laces to choke the guy next to you.

I used my D-sox to wipe the floor with the guy who kept talking about his ex.

My D-sox got tangled in the IV line and I had to fight the nurse for them.

I tried to use the D-sox laces to strangle the guy who kept stealing my snacks.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

They are the socks you get when you're in the hospital and they think you're too messed up to wear proper shoes. They have rubber straps so you can't use the laces to kill someone or yourself.

I used my D-sox to wrap my head like a crazy person and yelled at the ceiling.

I tried to use the D-sox laces to tie up the nurse who kept giving me bad coffee.

I wore my D-sox for a week and they were still stained with my tears and bad decisions.

by Slangipedia 15d ago