Discover Slang

A D-tasche is like a bag of garbage that’s also screaming at you. They’re loud, they’re messy, and they’re always wrong, but they think they’re right.

A person who thinks they're a king just because they got a soda at the Magic Kingdom.

A person so dumb they think Donald Duck is a real person and he lives in a trash can.

The only girl who can beat you at video games and still laugh at your dumb jokes. She’s got the brain of a genius and the taste of a music legend. All the boys and girls wish they were her boyfriend or girlfriend.

The girl who’s so good at everything, she makes you look like a failure. She’s got the brain of a rocket scientist and the style of a pop star. Every boy in school wants to be her boyfriend.

The girl who’s so cool, she could be your best friend and still laugh at your dumbest jokes. She’s got the brain of a genius and the style of a rock star. All the boys and girls want to be her boyfriend or girlfriend.

The tiny beard on a guy’s chin. It’s called a D-strap because only douches have them and they’re too lazy to shave properly.

A guy’s chin hair that’s so weak, it’s barely there. Only people who think they’re cool have them.

A tiny, barely-there beard. Only guys who think they’re fancy have them.

you slap your flabby willy across someone's face like a mustache, but way worse. the D is for disaster, not Davis

you whip out your soft sausage and drag it across someone's face. it's a D-stache, and it's for showing who's boss

you take your meaty noodle and put it on someone's face like a mustache, but it's more of a mess. the D is for disaster, and it's for revenge

you pull out your wobbly noodle and slap it across someone's face like a mustache. it's messy, it's loud, and it's the best kind of revenge

you drag your flabby sausage across someone's face for revenge. it's a D-stache, and it's the worst thing you can do to someone

A fag who spends more on clothes than his rent, like buying fancy shirts and stupid caps from D-Squared, which is just a bunch of Canadian fags with a fancy name. Also means you're a total idiot.

When you're peeing blood and it's because you've got a dracula dick, also known as D-squared. It's like having a vampire in your pants.

You're square if you're still a virgin, but D-squared means you've lost your cherry. You're no longer a square, you're a total waste of space.

Same old crap, just on a different day. It's like your mom forgot to make breakfast again, but it's still the same boring day.

A person with a head so blocky it looks like it was hit by a brick. Everyone laughs at them, and they probably still have a bad haircut.

A total douchebag with a dick that's so bad, it's like a dog ran over it. That's D-squared.