D-stache - you take your meaty noodle and put it on someone's face like

you take your meaty noodle and put it on someone's face like a mustache, but it's more of a mess. the D is for disaster, and it's for revenge

i did a D-stache on my teacher during class

my friend did a D-stache on his brother when he teased him

my dad did a D-stache on my uncle during dinner