D-stache

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you slap your flabby willy across someone's face like a mustache, but way worse. the D is for disaster, not Davis

my cousin did a D-stache on his math teacher after she failed him

i did a D-stache on my brother during breakfast

my mom did a D-stache on my dad when he forgot her birthday

you whip out your soft sausage and drag it across someone's face. it's a D-stache, and it's for showing who's boss

i did a D-stache on my friend during lunch

my brother did a D-stache on my dad after he yelled at him

my mom did a D-stache on my uncle when he talked too much

you take your meaty noodle and put it on someone's face like a mustache, but it's more of a mess. the D is for disaster, and it's for revenge

i did a D-stache on my teacher during class

my friend did a D-stache on his brother when he teased him

my dad did a D-stache on my uncle during dinner

you pull out your wobbly noodle and slap it across someone's face like a mustache. it's messy, it's loud, and it's the best kind of revenge

i did a D-stache on my cousin during a video game battle

my mom did a D-stache on my dad when he snored

my brother did a D-stache on his friend during lunch

you drag your flabby sausage across someone's face for revenge. it's a D-stache, and it's the worst thing you can do to someone

i did a D-stache on my teacher after she gave me a bad grade

my friend did a D-stache on his brother when he stole his snacks

my dad did a D-stache on my uncle during a family fight