D-stache - you pull out your wobbly noodle and slap it across someone's

you pull out your wobbly noodle and slap it across someone's face like a mustache. it's messy, it's loud, and it's the best kind of revenge

i did a D-stache on my cousin during a video game battle

my mom did a D-stache on my dad when he snored

my brother did a D-stache on his friend during lunch