Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fag who spends more on clothes than his rent, like buying fancy shirts and stupid caps from D-Squared, which is just a bunch of Canadian fags with a fancy name. Also means you're a total idiot.

My cousin spent $500 on a hat and still looks like a chump.

That guy bought 10 shirts and still doesn't know how to tie a shoe.

He paid more for a hat than I paid for my car.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

2

When you're peeing blood and it's because you've got a dracula dick, also known as D-squared. It's like having a vampire in your pants.

I peed blood and now I'm a vampire.

My friend got D-squared and started screaming at the toilet.

He peed blood and now he thinks he's a vampire.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

3

You're square if you're still a virgin, but D-squared means you've lost your cherry. You're no longer a square, you're a total waste of space.

He was square until he lost his cherry.

She went from square to D-squared in one night.

He was square, now he's a total waste of space.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

4

Same old crap, just on a different day. It's like your mom forgot to make breakfast again, but it's still the same boring day.

Same day, same old crap.

Same sh*t, different day, still no breakfast.

Same boring day, same boring crap.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

5

A person with a head so blocky it looks like it was hit by a brick. Everyone laughs at them, and they probably still have a bad haircut.

That guy's head looks like a brick hit him.

She has a head like a square and a bad haircut.

His head is so blocky, it's like he was hit by a brick.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

6

A total douchebag with a dick that's so bad, it's like a dog ran over it. That's D-squared.

He's a total douchebag with a dog-ran-over-dick.

That guy has a dog ran over his dick.

He's a total loser with a bad dick.

by Slangipedia 15d ago