D-strap

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The tiny beard on a guy’s chin. It’s called a D-strap because only douches have them and they’re too lazy to shave properly.
My cousin’s D-strap looks like a raccoon got stuck in his chin.
He walks in with a D-strap and expects me to be impressed.
My D-strap is so tiny, it’s basically a chin pebble.
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A guy’s chin hair that’s so weak, it’s barely there. Only people who think they’re cool have them.
That guy’s D-strap is so weak, it’s like it’s hiding from the world.
He shows off his D-strap like it’s a trophy.
My D-strap is so weak, I could blow it off with a sneeze.
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A tiny, barely-there beard. Only guys who think they’re fancy have them.
My D-strap is so tiny, it’s like a mustache that gave up.
He’s got a D-strap and calls it a full beard. Please.
That D-strap is so small, it’s basically a chin freckle.
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