D-sciple

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A devoted follower of Tenacious D who will shout every word of every song at the top of their lungs, even if they're too drunk to stand straight.

I'm a D-sciple. I know every word to 'Tribute' by heart. I also passed out during the encore.

My friend claims to be a D-sciple. He can't even remember the lyrics to 'Funky Monkeys' and he's still proud of it.

I got a tattoo of the D logo. That's all I needed to become a D-sciple.

A D-sciple is someone who would fight you for the right to sing along to 'The Devil's Best Friend' in a loud bar at 2 a. m.

I sang 'The Devil's Best Friend' in a bar. Some guy challenged me to a duel. I won by singing louder.

My sister is a D-sciple. She once yelled 'Balls to the Wall' at my dog. The dog ran away.

I told my boss I was a D-sciple. He gave me a warning. I told him he was a D-sciple too.

A D-sciple is a person who believes Tenacious D is the greatest band ever, and anyone who disagrees is a traitor to the D-verse.

I called my neighbor a traitor for not knowing who Tenacious D is. He called me a D-sciple. I won.

My brother said I was a D-sciple because I wore a Tenacious D shirt to the grocery store.

I once yelled at a kid for saying 'Rock' instead of 'Roc' during 'The Devil's Best Friend.' He called me a D-sciple. I was flattered.

A D-sciple is someone who thinks they can sing like Jack Black even though they can't even sing like a regular human.

I tried to sing 'Tribute' at my mom's house. She told me I was a D-sciple. I don't know what that means, but I like it.

I tried to do the 'Balls to the Wall' dance. I fell over. My friends said I was a D-sciple.

I said I was a D-sciple. My teacher gave me detention. I said I was a D-sciple in detention. She let me go.

A D-sciple is someone who would die for the chance to be on stage with Tenacious D, even if they're just there to throw confetti.

I would throw confetti for Tenacious D. I would also throw my best friend. He would throw me back.

I said I was a D-sciple. My friend said I was a D-sciple who needed to be thrown off a cliff.

I went to a Tenacious D concert. I threw confetti. I became a D-sciple. I was proud.