D-sciple
A D-sciple is someone who would die for the chance to be on stage with Tenacious D, even if they're just there to throw confetti.
I would throw confetti for Tenacious D. I would also throw my best friend. He would throw me back.
I said I was a D-sciple. My friend said I was a D-sciple who needed to be thrown off a cliff.
I went to a Tenacious D concert. I threw confetti. I became a D-sciple. I was proud.