D-Willy
D-Willy is when you have sex with a pre-op trans woman who has legs like tree trunks and a mouth full of popcorn. It’s messy, loud, and sometimes you get popcorn stuck in your hair.
I had a D-Willy with my cousin’s girlfriend and now my hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.
My friend had a D-Willy and now he talks like he’s eating popcorn all day.
I tried a D-Willy and now I can’t stop thinking about popcorn.