D-Willy

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D-Willy is a sneaker from Charleston, SC. They’re so trashy, they made a rapper named Willie D look like a fashion icon. People wear them like they’re saving the world.

My cousin wears D-Willys like they’re the last shoes on Earth.

That guy’s D-Willys are so dirty, they could make a dog throw up.

I tried to wear D-Willys once. My feet looked like they had a face.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D-Willy is what Oily Doyley becomes when he loses all his oil and turns into a greasy mess. It’s like a spiritual rebirth but with more hair and less shine.

Oily Doyley turned into a D-Willy after he ate a whole pizza and forgot to wash his hair.

My brother’s hair was so oily, he became a D-Willy and started following me around.

D-Willys don’t take baths. They just stand in the shower and hope for the best.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

Calling someone a D-Willy is the worst insult you can throw at a person. It means they’re a total disaster, a walking mess, and they probably think they’re the best thing since sliced bread.

My teacher called me a D-Willy after I turned my desk into a science experiment.

That guy called me a D-Willy because I refused to stop talking in class.

I called my mom a D-Willy because she ate my lunch and then cried about it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D-Willy is when you have sex with a pre-op trans woman who has legs like tree trunks and a mouth full of popcorn. It’s messy, loud, and sometimes you get popcorn stuck in your hair.

I had a D-Willy with my cousin’s girlfriend and now my hair looks like a raccoon’s nest.

My friend had a D-Willy and now he talks like he’s eating popcorn all day.

I tried a D-Willy and now I can’t stop thinking about popcorn.

by Slangipedia 15d ago