D-Willy
D-Willy is what Oily Doyley becomes when he loses all his oil and turns into a greasy mess. It’s like a spiritual rebirth but with more hair and less shine.
Oily Doyley turned into a D-Willy after he ate a whole pizza and forgot to wash his hair.
My brother’s hair was so oily, he became a D-Willy and started following me around.
D-Willys don’t take baths. They just stand in the shower and hope for the best.