D-Whistle
Dwyane Wade’s nickname because the referees think he’s being attacked by invisible squirrels every time he moves.
D-Whistle got a foul because the ref thought a squirrel jumped on his shoulder. It was just a shadow.
The ref called a foul on D-Whistle because he thought a squirrel bit him. It was just a tick.
D-Whistle got a foul for pretending to be chased by squirrels. The ref’s got a squirrel fetish.