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A girl’s favorite way to say someone is dead and in heaven, like they got a VIP seat to the afterlife.

My crush’s goldfish died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably in heaven eating goldfish for eternity.

My ex got killed by a robot. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably sitting with all the cool dead people.

My grandma died. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably watching me from above.

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When someone dies and goes to heaven, and the only thing they care about is how bad you are at life.

My brother died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably in heaven making fun of me.

My crush’s turtle died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably in heaven eating pizza.

My mom died. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably judging me for my life choices.

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Don't even think about it or you'll regret it forever.

Don't ask why I ate the last slice of pizza.

Don't ask why I texted your mom.

Don't ask why I told the principal about your little brother.

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You have to deal with it whether you like it or not.

Gotta take the blame for stealing the teacher's coffee.

Gotta explain why the dog ate your homework.

Gotta live with the fact that your friend called you a chicken.

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You're too brain-dead to remember anything important.

Forget the password to the WiFi.

Forget the date of the big test.

Forget that you promised to bring snacks.

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Your ass is the reason everything went wrong.

Your ass was in the way during the football game.

Your ass was the reason the pizza got dropped.

Your ass was why the teacher yelled at you.

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The pain you feel when you wish you had a life instead of a body.

I woke up and my legs looked like they were hit by a truck.

My back feels like it's on fire and I blame my couch.

I can't even stand up straight because I did too much last night.

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The revenge your body takes after you make it work overtime.

I tried to bench press 100 pounds and now I look like a broken doll.

My arms are so sore I could cry and I wouldn't even feel it.

I did 100 push-ups and now my chest feels like it's on strike.

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The aftermath of a workout so hard it makes your bones yell at you.

I did a workout so intense my bones screamed at me.

I walked in and my legs were like they had been tortured.

I tried to sit down and my butt felt like it was on fire.

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The price you pay for thinking you're a superhero.

I thought I was invincible until I tried to do burpees.

I went from being a normal person to a broken machine.

I tried to do a plank and now I feel like I'm dying.

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The reason you never want to move again.

I can't move because I feel like I was run over by a bus.

I did squats and now my legs are like bricks.

I tried to walk and my feet feel like they're on fire.

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The punishment your body gives you for being too lazy during the day.

I sat all day and now my body is giving me a punishment.

I didn't move and now I feel like I've been hit by a truck.

I spent the day on the couch and now my legs are dead.

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D. A. D. S. is when you wake up looking like a toilet and smelling like a dead raccoon. You probably ate a whole pizza and drank a gallon of beer.

I woke up today and my pants were soaked. I think my boss is gonna fire me.

I tried to go to work, but I had to run to the bathroom 5 times. My coworkers are laughing at me.

I told my mom I was sick, but I was just trying to hide my D. A. D. S.

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D. A. D. S. is the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet. It’s like your guts are throwing a party and you’re the guest of honor.

I came home so drunk I passed out on the floor. Now I’m stuck in the bathroom at work.

I tried to text my friend, but all I could do was poop.

I told my boss I was sick. He said, 'You look like you’re about to explode.'

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D. A. D. S. is when you wake up and your butt is on fire. You probably drank a whole keg and ate a whole pizza.

I came to work and my pants were soaked. I had to borrow my coworker’s pants.

I tried to eat breakfast, but all I could do was poop.

I told my mom I was sick, and she said, 'You look like a raccoon.'

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D. A. D. S. stands for Drugs, Alcohol, Dancing, and Sex. It’s the best way to ruin your morning.

I partied all night and now I’m stuck in the bathroom.

I danced so much I had to poop twice.

I had so much sex I woke up with a headache and a toilet.

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D. A. D. S. is the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet. You probably drank a whole keg and ate a whole pizza.

I tried to go to work, but I had to run to the bathroom 5 times.

I told my boss I was sick, and he said, 'You look like a raccoon.'

I came home so drunk I passed out on the floor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D. A. D. S. is when you wake up and your butt is on fire. You probably drank a whole keg and ate a whole pizza.

I had to borrow my coworker’s pants because my pants were soaked.

I tried to eat breakfast, but all I could do was poop.

I told my mom I was sick, and she said, 'You look like a raccoon.'

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D. A. D. S. is aggressive explosive diarrhea that burns your butt hole the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet.

I came to work and my pants were soaked. I had to borrow my coworker’s pants.

I tried to eat breakfast, but all I could do was poop.

I told my boss I was sick, and he said, 'You look like a raccoon.'

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The time when your dad smells like a toilet and can’t remember his own name

Dad: I’m gonna be cool today. Mom: Yeah, right. 3 hours later: Dad: Who am I?

Dad tried to make breakfast. It looked like a science experiment. And it failed.

Dad: I’m gonna take a nap. 2 hours later: Dad: I was never asleep.

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