D.A.D.S.
D. A. D. S. is the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet. You probably drank a whole keg and ate a whole pizza.
I tried to go to work, but I had to run to the bathroom 5 times.
I told my boss I was sick, and he said, 'You look like a raccoon.'
I came home so drunk I passed out on the floor.