D.A.D.S.

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D. A. D. S. is when you wake up looking like a toilet and smelling like a dead raccoon. You probably ate a whole pizza and drank a gallon of beer.

I woke up today and my pants were soaked. I think my boss is gonna fire me.

I tried to go to work, but I had to run to the bathroom 5 times. My coworkers are laughing at me.

I told my mom I was sick, but I was just trying to hide my D. A. D. S.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D. A. D. S. is the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet. It’s like your guts are throwing a party and you’re the guest of honor.

I came home so drunk I passed out on the floor. Now I’m stuck in the bathroom at work.

I tried to text my friend, but all I could do was poop.

I told my boss I was sick. He said, 'You look like you’re about to explode.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D. A. D. S. is when you wake up and your butt is on fire. You probably drank a whole keg and ate a whole pizza.

I came to work and my pants were soaked. I had to borrow my coworker’s pants.

I tried to eat breakfast, but all I could do was poop.

I told my mom I was sick, and she said, 'You look like a raccoon.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D. A. D. S. stands for Drugs, Alcohol, Dancing, and Sex. It’s the best way to ruin your morning.

I partied all night and now I’m stuck in the bathroom.

I danced so much I had to poop twice.

I had so much sex I woke up with a headache and a toilet.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D. A. D. S. is the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet. You probably drank a whole keg and ate a whole pizza.

I tried to go to work, but I had to run to the bathroom 5 times.

I told my boss I was sick, and he said, 'You look like a raccoon.'

I came home so drunk I passed out on the floor.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D. A. D. S. is when you wake up and your butt is on fire. You probably drank a whole keg and ate a whole pizza.

I had to borrow my coworker’s pants because my pants were soaked.

I tried to eat breakfast, but all I could do was poop.

I told my mom I was sick, and she said, 'You look like a raccoon.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

D. A. D. S. is aggressive explosive diarrhea that burns your butt hole the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet.

I came to work and my pants were soaked. I had to borrow my coworker’s pants.

I tried to eat breakfast, but all I could do was poop.

I told my boss I was sick, and he said, 'You look like a raccoon.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago