D.A.D.S.
D. A. D. S. is aggressive explosive diarrhea that burns your butt hole the morning after you drank so much you turned into a human toilet.
I came to work and my pants were soaked. I had to borrow my coworker’s pants.
I tried to eat breakfast, but all I could do was poop.
I told my boss I was sick, and he said, 'You look like a raccoon.'