D.A.D.S.
D. A. D. S. is when you wake up and your butt is on fire. You probably drank a whole keg and ate a whole pizza.
I came to work and my pants were soaked. I had to borrow my coworker’s pants.
I tried to eat breakfast, but all I could do was poop.
I told my mom I was sick, and she said, 'You look like a raccoon.'