D.A.D.S.
D. A. D. S. is when you wake up looking like a toilet and smelling like a dead raccoon. You probably ate a whole pizza and drank a gallon of beer.
I woke up today and my pants were soaked. I think my boss is gonna fire me.
I tried to go to work, but I had to run to the bathroom 5 times. My coworkers are laughing at me.
I told my mom I was sick, but I was just trying to hide my D. A. D. S.