Discover Slang

D.A.P.O.S.
A piece of junk that makes your life harder and your mood worse.
That homework was a D. A. P. O. S. I took forever to finish it.
My phone’s battery was a D. A. P. O. S. It died in the middle of a text.
That traffic was a D. A. P. O. S. I was late to school.
D.A.P.O.S.
A thing so bad it deserves its own special kind of curse.
That soup was a D. A. P. O. S. It tasted like mud.
My mom’s cooking was a D. A. P. O. S. I had to eat it for breakfast.
That game was a D. A. P. O. S. I lost 10 times in a row.
D.A.P.O.S.
Something so stupid it makes you question your life choices.
That outfit was a D. A. P. O. S. It looked like a zombie wore a disco shirt.
That movie was a D. A. P. O. S. I didn’t even know what it was about.
That decision was a D. A. P. O. S. I’m still regretting it.
D.A.O.W.G.
A guy who thinks he's cool but can't even remember his own age and still acts like he invented the internet.
My uncle is a D. A. O. W. G. He tried to explain TikTok to me like it was 2003.
My dad said he's going to beat up a kid who uses emojis. Classic D. A. O. W. G. move.
My grandpa still thinks the iPhone is a luxury car.
D.A.O.W.G.
An old guy who thinks he's the king of everything and still uses a flip phone.
My uncle tried to text me on a flip phone. It took him 10 minutes to type 'Hello' correctly.
My dad told me he's going to start a band called 'The 80s Reborn' and it's just him and his guitar.
My grandpa says he's going to beat up the president if he doesn't remember his birthday.
D.A.O.W.G.
A guy who still thinks he's the best and still uses words like 'groovy' and 'far out'.
My uncle said he's going to start a podcast called 'The D. A. O. W. G. Show' and it's just him talking about his cat.
My dad tried to explain what a 'vibe check' was and it took 30 minutes.
My grandpa still wears bell-bottoms and says he's going to be a rock star again.
D.A.O.W.G.
A guy who can't even text properly and still thinks he's the king of the world.
My uncle tried to send me a text but it just said 'HI' and he spelled it wrong.
My dad says he's going to start a band with his dog and call it 'The D. A. O. W. G. and the Pup'.
My grandpa still wears a mullet and says he's going to beat up a kid who uses 'like' in a sentence.
D.A.O.W.G.
A guy who still thinks he's young and still uses words like 'radical' and 'groovy'.
My uncle said he's going to start a YouTube channel called 'The D. A. O. W. G. Life' and it's just him talking about his lawn.
My dad told me he's going to beat up a kid who uses 'cool' in a sentence.
My grandpa still wears a leather jacket and says he's going to be a biker again.
D.A.O.W.G.
A guy who still thinks he's the best and still uses words like 'far out' and 'groovy'.
My uncle said he's going to start a podcast called 'The D. A. O. W. G. Life' and it's just him talking about his cat.
My dad tried to explain what a 'vibe check' was and it took 30 minutes.
My grandpa still wears bell-bottoms and says he's going to be a rock star again.
D.A.N
A weed nug so strong it’ll make your brain melt and your pants fall down.
This nugget is so dank, I passed out during math class.
Ain’t no way I’m eating that. That’s a DAN, not a snack.
He smoked that nugget and started talking to the ceiling like it was his ex.
D.A.N
When someone does something so stupid, you want to punch them in the face and take their lunch money.
He ate the whole pizza and then threw it at the principal. That’s a DAN right there.
She tried to fly off the roof. Classic DAN behavior.
He texted his mom ‘I love you’ and then called her a DAN. That’s just cruel.
D.A.N
Dumb. Ass. Nigger. Said like it means something.
You failed the test? You’re a DAN. Period.
He tried to fight a goat. DAN energy at its finest.
She told the teacher she was a DAN. The teacher gave her a D.
D.A.N
A Derve Ass Nigger. Derve is like dumb, but worse. Like if dumb was a bad day.
He said ‘Derve Ass Nigger’ and then cried. That’s just sad.
She called her brother a Derve Ass Nigger and then got grounded.
He tried to explain what a Derve Ass Nigger was. It took 10 minutes and a nap.
D.A.N
Dumb Ass Nigger. Just say it like it’s the end of the world.
He called me a DAN and then I called him a DAN. We both got suspended.
She said ‘Dumb Ass Nigger’ so loud, the principal heard her from the parking lot.
He wrote ‘Dumb Ass Nigger’ on the board. The teacher didn’t even stop him.
D.A.N
Dumb Ass Nigga. Just say it like you mean it. No fancy words.
He called me a Dumb Ass Nigga in front of my friends. I still hate him.
She texted me ‘You’re a Dumb Ass Nigga’ and then blocked me.
He drew a DAN on the wall. The janitor didn’t even care.
D.A.N
Dumb Ass Nigger. So white people can say it without getting called out.
He called his friend a DAN and then said ‘I’m white, so I can say that.’
She said ‘Dumb Ass Nigger’ to her white friend. He didn’t even get mad.
They both said DAN and then the black kid got in trouble.
D.A.G.T.H
A fancy way for girls to say someone is dead and in heaven, like they got a golden ticket to the afterlife.
My ex just got hit by a bus. D. A. G. T. H. for sure.
My grandma passed away. She’s D. A. G. T. H. and probably judging me for my life choices.
My crush died in a fire. I’m 100% sure he’s D. A. G. T. H.
D.A.G.T.H
When someone is so dead they’re probably in heaven, and the only thing they’re worried about is how you’re living your life.
My dog ran away and got hit by a car. D. A. G. T. H. and probably snickering at me.
My best friend’s mom passed away. She’s D. A. G. T. H. and has a front-row seat to my drama.
My uncle died from eating too much pie. D. A. G. T. H. and probably got a heavenly dessert menu.
D.A.G.T.H
A girl’s way of saying someone is dead and in heaven, probably because they were too annoying to stay on Earth.
My nemesis died. D. A. G. T. H. and I’m pretty sure she’s laughing at me from above.
My crush’s pet turtle died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably in heaven eating pizza.
My brother got killed by a vending machine. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably getting snacks for eternity.
D.A.G.T.H
When someone is so dead they got a free pass to heaven, and now they’re probably telling all the other dead people about your bad choices.
My cousin’s cat died. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably giving the cat a standing ovation.
My teacher died. D. A. G. T. H. and she’s probably in heaven grading papers forever.
My neighbor’s goldfish died. D. A. G. T. H. and he’s probably swimming in a heavenly pond.
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