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D.A.V.E. system

You flirt a little. You don’t rush. You make time for her. You keep it interesting.

I didn’t ask her out. I just talked to her. Now she asks me out.

He didn’t pressure me. He just hung out. Now we’re friends.

She didn’t know I liked her. I didn’t tell her. Now we’re dating.

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D.A.V.E. system

You don’t waste time. You don’t play dumb. You just make the best story ever.

I said I had a life story. She believed me. Now we’re together.

He made up a whole tale. She fell for it. Now he’s the king of the class.

I told her about my wild life. She said it was the best story ever.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.V.

A time when someone goes so stupid they might as well be dead from a butt inspection.

I went to the mall and bought 10 hats just because the store was on fire.

My cousin tried to fight a chicken at a gas station and lost.

I said 'I am the king of the universe' to a vending machine and it didn’t give me candy.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.V.

When you act like a brain-dead potato at every party and no one knows why you’re still invited.

At the birthday bash, I ate 12 slices of cake and started singing the alphabet backwards.

I tried to dance with a table and it fell over.

I told the DJ I was a superhero and he gave me a lollipop.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.S.

Dumb Ass Retarded Syndrome is when you’re so stupid you think a cop is a real person and not just a guy who got fat and got a badge.

My kid thinks D. A. R. S. is a real disease. He tried to convince his dog to take it.

I got D. A. R. S. because I believed a cop who said pop rocks were the worst thing ever.

My cousin failed 3rd grade because he thought the penguin in D. A. R. E. was real.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.S.

Drugs Are Really Expensive is just a fancy way of saying you’re broke and your mom is mad.

My friend got a D. A. R. E. pamphlet and now he thinks his allowance is a drug.

I tried to buy weed with my lunch money and now I have D. A. R. E. syndrome.

My sister got a D. A. R. E. badge and now she thinks she’s a cop.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.S.

D. A. R. E. is a government scam that tries to trick kids into thinking drugs are worse than their mom’s cooking.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my mom’s spaghetti is a drug.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks his dad is a drug dealer.

My brother’s D. A. R. E. teacher was a cop who smelled like donuts and regret.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.S.

D. A. R. E. is a program where cops dress up like cartoon characters and try to make kids scared of getting high.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks a penguin is a drug dealer.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my dad is a rabbit.

My friend got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks his lunch is a drug.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.S.

D. A. R. E. is when cops try to brainwash kids into thinking drugs are the worst thing since bad pop music.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks my singing is a drug.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my dog is a cop.

My brother got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks his math teacher is a penguin.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.S.

D. A. R. E. is a program that says drugs are bad, but then cops go home and smoke cigars and eat donuts.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks cops are fake.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my mom is a cop.

My friend got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks donuts are a drug.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.E.

A government program that lies to kids about drugs so they grow up dumb and trust cops more than they trust their parents.

My teacher said D. A. R. E. made me think weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.

I believed the penguin and rabbit were real. I still do.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd die. I'm still alive and I smoke weed every day.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.E.

A program where cops tell kids that drugs are evil, but they're actually just trying to get a raise.

My D. A. R. E. cop told me that one hit of weed would make me fail math. I still passed math and I smoked weed all year.

I thought the penguin was a real person. I still do.

My D. A. R. E. cop said I'd be a pothead forever if I didn't listen. I'm a pothead and I'm still alive.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.E.

A program that makes kids think drugs are bad, but they're actually just a bunch of cops trying to get a free lunch.

I believed the rabbit was real. I still do.

I got taught that weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.

My D. A. R. E. cop told me I'd die if I smoked weed. I'm still alive.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.E.

A program that tells kids that drugs are bad, but the truth is, most cops smoke weed and know it's not that bad.

I believed the penguin was a real person. I still do.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd be a pothead forever. I'm still a pothead and I'm still alive.

My D. A. R. E. cop told me that one hit of weed would make me fail math. I passed math and I still smoke weed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.E.

A program that tells kids that drugs are evil, but in reality, the cops are just trying to get a raise and a free lunch.

I believed the rabbit was real. I still do.

I got taught that weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd die. I'm still alive and I smoke weed every day.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.E.

A program that tells kids that drugs are bad, but the truth is, most cops smoke weed and know it's not that bad.

My D. A. R. E. cop told me that one hit of weed would make me fail math. I passed math and I still smoke weed.

I believed the penguin was a real person. I still do.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd be a pothead forever. I'm still a pothead and I'm still alive.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.R.E.

A program that lies to kids about how expensive drugs are, and how bad they are, when in reality, cops smoke weed and know it's not that bad.

I believed the penguin was a real person. I still do.

I got taught that weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd die. I'm still alive and I smoke weed every day.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.P.O.S.

A stupid thing that makes you want to scream and throw it at someone.

My math test looked like a D. A. P. O. S. I failed it and cried.

This toaster burnt my toast so bad it looked like a D. A. P. O. S.

My cousin’s haircut was a D. A. P. O. S. I laughed until I cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.P.O.S.

Something so bad it deserves its own special kind of hatred.

That pizza was a D. A. P. O. S. It tasted like old socks.

My boss’s idea was a D. A. P. O. S. We all got fired.

That movie was a D. A. P. O. S. I fell asleep during it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D.A.P.O.S.

A thing so dumb it makes you want to punch it and then yourself.

That outfit was a D. A. P. O. S. It looked like a clown had a meltdown.

My dog’s new toy was a D. A. P. O. S. It just sat there.

That song was a D. A. P. O. S. I had to turn it off.

by Slangipedia 17d ago