D.A.R.E.

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A government program that lies to kids about drugs so they grow up dumb and trust cops more than they trust their parents.

My teacher said D. A. R. E. made me think weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.

I believed the penguin and rabbit were real. I still do.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd die. I'm still alive and I smoke weed every day.

A program where cops tell kids that drugs are evil, but they're actually just trying to get a raise.

My D. A. R. E. cop told me that one hit of weed would make me fail math. I still passed math and I smoked weed all year.

I thought the penguin was a real person. I still do.

My D. A. R. E. cop said I'd be a pothead forever if I didn't listen. I'm a pothead and I'm still alive.

A program that makes kids think drugs are bad, but they're actually just a bunch of cops trying to get a free lunch.

I believed the rabbit was real. I still do.

I got taught that weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.

My D. A. R. E. cop told me I'd die if I smoked weed. I'm still alive.

A program that tells kids that drugs are bad, but the truth is, most cops smoke weed and know it's not that bad.

I believed the penguin was a real person. I still do.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd be a pothead forever. I'm still a pothead and I'm still alive.

My D. A. R. E. cop told me that one hit of weed would make me fail math. I passed math and I still smoke weed.

A program that tells kids that drugs are evil, but in reality, the cops are just trying to get a raise and a free lunch.

I believed the rabbit was real. I still do.

I got taught that weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd die. I'm still alive and I smoke weed every day.

A program that tells kids that drugs are bad, but the truth is, most cops smoke weed and know it's not that bad.

My D. A. R. E. cop told me that one hit of weed would make me fail math. I passed math and I still smoke weed.

I believed the penguin was a real person. I still do.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd be a pothead forever. I'm still a pothead and I'm still alive.

A program that lies to kids about how expensive drugs are, and how bad they are, when in reality, cops smoke weed and know it's not that bad.

I believed the penguin was a real person. I still do.

I got taught that weed was the worst thing ever. I now know it's just a lie.

D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd die. I'm still alive and I smoke weed every day.