D.A.R.E.
A program that tells kids that drugs are bad, but the truth is, most cops smoke weed and know it's not that bad.
I believed the penguin was a real person. I still do.
D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd be a pothead forever. I'm still a pothead and I'm still alive.
My D. A. R. E. cop told me that one hit of weed would make me fail math. I passed math and I still smoke weed.