D.A.R.E.
A program that tells kids that drugs are bad, but the truth is, most cops smoke weed and know it's not that bad.
My D. A. R. E. cop told me that one hit of weed would make me fail math. I passed math and I still smoke weed.
I believed the penguin was a real person. I still do.
D. A. R. E. said if I smoked weed I'd be a pothead forever. I'm still a pothead and I'm still alive.