D.A.R.S. - D. A. R. E. is when cops try to brainwash kids into thinking

D. A. R. E. is when cops try to brainwash kids into thinking drugs are the worst thing since bad pop music.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks my singing is a drug.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my dog is a cop.

My brother got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks his math teacher is a penguin.