D.A.R.S.

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Dumb Ass Retarded Syndrome is when you’re so stupid you think a cop is a real person and not just a guy who got fat and got a badge.

My kid thinks D. A. R. S. is a real disease. He tried to convince his dog to take it.

I got D. A. R. S. because I believed a cop who said pop rocks were the worst thing ever.

My cousin failed 3rd grade because he thought the penguin in D. A. R. E. was real.

Drugs Are Really Expensive is just a fancy way of saying you’re broke and your mom is mad.

My friend got a D. A. R. E. pamphlet and now he thinks his allowance is a drug.

I tried to buy weed with my lunch money and now I have D. A. R. E. syndrome.

My sister got a D. A. R. E. badge and now she thinks she’s a cop.

D. A. R. E. is a government scam that tries to trick kids into thinking drugs are worse than their mom’s cooking.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my mom’s spaghetti is a drug.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks his dad is a drug dealer.

My brother’s D. A. R. E. teacher was a cop who smelled like donuts and regret.

D. A. R. E. is a program where cops dress up like cartoon characters and try to make kids scared of getting high.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks a penguin is a drug dealer.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my dad is a rabbit.

My friend got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks his lunch is a drug.

D. A. R. E. is when cops try to brainwash kids into thinking drugs are the worst thing since bad pop music.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks my singing is a drug.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my dog is a cop.

My brother got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks his math teacher is a penguin.

D. A. R. E. is a program that says drugs are bad, but then cops go home and smoke cigars and eat donuts.

My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks cops are fake.

I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my mom is a cop.

My friend got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks donuts are a drug.