D.A.R.S.
D. A. R. E. is a program that says drugs are bad, but then cops go home and smoke cigars and eat donuts.
My kid got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks cops are fake.
I got D. A. R. E. and now I think my mom is a cop.
My friend got D. A. R. E. and now he thinks donuts are a drug.