Discover Slang

D.B.A.J.
A very loud way to tell someone they are a total embarrassment and should be sent to a remote island with no internet.
D. B. A. J. You tried to do a TikTok dance and fell into a lake.
D. B. A. J. You tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was choking on a vacuum cleaner.
D. B. A. J. You tried to write a poem and it was just a list of your favorite snacks.
D.B. Tibbitts
A kid who thinks he's the bomb, so he chases girls way above his class. He talks like he's king, but he's just a low-life nobody.
Hey Lisa, I'm gonna ask you out. You're way hotter than that guy from math class.
I'm gonna make you my queen. You'll be my first wife.
I'm better than all of you. I'm gonna be famous one day.
D.B. Tibbitts
A guy who thinks he's a legend, so he tries to impress girls he can't even handle. He's full of hot air and lies.
I'm gonna be a rock star. You're gonna be my lead singer.
You're way better than that girl from the mall.
I'm gonna marry you. I swear.
D.B. Tibbitts
A boy who thinks he's a beast, so he chases girls he's way too ugly for. He's loud, dumb, and thinks everyone's a fool.
You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. I'm gonna ask you out.
I'm gonna be rich and famous. You're gonna be my wife.
You're way better than that girl from the bus.
D.B. Pooper
You drop a bomb in the toilet, wipe your ass, and there's nothing on the paper. You look in the bowl and there's no poop. You're starting to think your guts are lying to you and your turd is a ghost.
I pooped in the toilet and wiped, but there was no poop. My turd is a ghost.
I dropped a bomb, wiped, and nothing happened. I looked in the toilet, and it was empty. My poop is a ghost.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My poop is a ghost.
D.B. Pooper
You let one rip, wipe, and there's nothing. You look in the toilet and there's no sign of it. You're questioning everything, like your poop just vanished into thin air.
I let one rip, wiped, and nothing was there. My poop just disappeared.
I pooped, wiped, and there was no poop. My poop is missing.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My poop just vanished.
D.B. Pooper
You poop, wipe, and there's nothing. You check the toilet, and it's empty. You're so confused you think your guts are out to get you.
I pooped, wiped, and nothing was there. My guts are out to get me.
I let one rip, wiped, and there was no poop. My guts are playing tricks on me.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My guts are out to get me.
D.B. INC.
A stank company from Acworth GA that started in '84. They're all about cruddy butts and bad decisions.
My cousin works there. He says the toilets smell like a dead raccoon.
I got fired from D. B. INC. because I tried to make a coffee out of the toilet water.
My mom’s best friend’s brother works there. He’s got a degree in butt odor.
D.B. INC.
D. B. INC. is where lazy butt-lickers go to work. Started in '84 on Glade Road.
My brother got a job there. He says the floor is covered in old socks.
I tried to join D. B. INC. but they said I didn’t have enough dirt on my butt.
My uncle says the boss at D. B. INC. smells like a garbage can.
D.B. INC.
D. B. INC. is a crummy company from Glade Road that started in '84. They don’t care if your butt is dirty or not.
My neighbor’s cousin works there. He said the office smells like a swamp.
I tried to start a business with D. B. INC. but they said I was too clean.
My dad got fired from D. B. INC. because he used soap on his butt.
D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)
a dork who talks too much on the mic while doing nothing important in the game. they play music, brag like a fool, and yell at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst one.
"I’m the best at this game. You’re all garbage. I’m playing my beat while you’re all dying.", D. A. W. M. during a 2v2
"Why are you not killing the enemy? I’m playing my beat!", D. A. W. M. while everyone else was trying to win
"I’m not even trying. I just wanted to show off my music.", D. A. W. M. after losing 3-0
D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)
a loser who uses the mic to talk about stupid stuff while doing nothing in the game. they play songs, brag about their life, and scream at their team for being bad, even though they're the worst.
"I’m the king of this game. You all are weak. My music is better than your skills.", D. A. W. M. during a free-for-all
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat. You all are losers.", D. A. W. M. after getting killed 5 times
"You’re all stupid. I’m the only one who matters. I’m playing my beat.", D. A. W. M. during a match where they did nothing
D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)
a useless person who talks too much on the mic while doing nothing in the game. they play music, brag about their life, and yell at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst.
"I’m the best. You all are weak. I’m playing my beat. You all are garbage.", D. A. W. M. during a 4v4
"Why are you not helping me? I’m playing my beat!", D. A. W. M. while getting killed by everyone
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat and yell at you.", D. A. W. M. after losing the match
D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)
a dork who talks non-stop on the mic while doing nothing in the game. they play music, brag like a fool, and scream at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst.
"I’m the greatest. You all are weak. I’m playing my beat. You all are losers.", D. A. W. M. during a free-for-all
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat and yell at you.", D. A. W. M. after getting killed 4 times
"You all are stupid. I’m the only one who matters. I’m playing my beat.", D. A. W. M. during a match where they did nothing
D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)
a useless dork who talks too much on the mic while doing nothing in the game. they play music, brag like a fool, and yell at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst.
"I’m the best. You all are weak. I’m playing my beat. You all are losers.", D. A. W. M. during a 3v3
"Why are you not helping me? I’m playing my beat!", D. A. W. M. while getting killed by everyone
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat and yell at you.", D. A. W. M. after losing the match
D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)
a dork who talks way too much on the mic while doing nothing in the game. they play music, brag like a fool, and scream at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst.
"I’m the king of this game. You all are weak. I’m playing my beat. You all are losers.", D. A. W. M. during a free-for-all
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat and yell at you.", D. A. W. M. after getting killed 5 times
"You all are stupid. I’m the only one who matters. I’m playing my beat.", D. A. W. M. during a match where they did nothing
D.B. Cooper
D. B. Cooper was a real-life lunatic who hijacked a plane with a bomb in his bag and got away with a million bucks because no one had the guts to chase him into the wild.
My uncle says D. B. Cooper was just a guy who wanted to smoke a cigarette in peace.
My teacher says D. B. Cooper is the only guy who ever made the FBI look like a bunch of lost kids.
My mom says D. B. Cooper was a genius and the FBI was just a bunch of dumb cops.
D.B. Cooper
D. B. Cooper is like the stranger but on a plane and you think your neighbor is the one messing with you because your hand is under the armrest.
My friend said D. B. Cooper was just a guy who wanted to get some cash and then disappear.
My cousin says D. B. Cooper was the best because he left the cops hanging.
My dad says D. B. Cooper was like the guy who took the money and left the cops with nothing.
D.B. Cooper
D. B. Cooper was the ultimate cool guy who took over a plane, got a million bucks, and then jumped out like he was in a movie.
My brother says D. B. Cooper was the best because he got away with it and never got caught.
My friend says D. B. Cooper was a real-life superhero.
My sister says D. B. Cooper was just a guy who wanted to live his dream.
D.A.V.E. system
A foolproof way to land a girl and brag about it later. You don’t even have to be cool.
I asked her if she wanted to hang out. She said yes. I’m now the legend of the lunch table.
He texted her a meme. She texted him back. Now they’re dating.
I told her my life story. She fell for it. I’m a legend now.
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