D.B.A.J.

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A way to tell someone they're the worst kind of idiot. It's like calling them a brain-dead, smelly, two-bit piece of garbage.
D. B. A. J. You just tripped over your own feet and still didn't notice.
D. B. A. J. You tried to flirt with a chicken at the grocery store.
D. B. A. J. You wore socks with sandals and called it a fashion statement.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A loud and angry way to tell someone they're a complete waste of oxygen. It's like yelling at a wall that's already broken.
D. B. A. J. You tried to fix your phone by throwing it at a wall. It didn’t work.
D. B. A. J. You tried to eat a whole pizza by yourself and cried when it was gone.
D. B. A. J. You took a selfie in the middle of a fire and posted it as ‘epic’.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A very strong insult that means someone is so dumb they should be banned from the planet. It’s like saying they’re not just stupid, they’re legally stupid.
D. B. A. J. You tried to explain the internet to your grandpa and he nodded like he understood.
D. B. A. J. You wore your pajamas to work and called it ‘casual Friday’.
D. B. A. J. You tried to talk to a robot and it asked you for a drink.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A way to tell someone they’re so clueless it’s like they’re made of clouds. It’s like saying they have no brain and no idea how to use it.
D. B. A. J. You tried to drive but had no idea how the car worked.
D. B. A. J. You tried to play chess and put your queen in the middle of the board first.
D. B. A. J. You thought a hurricane was just a really loud fan.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A very loud way to tell someone they are a total embarrassment and should be sent to a remote island with no internet.
D. B. A. J. You tried to do a TikTok dance and fell into a lake.
D. B. A. J. You tried to sing and it sounded like a cat was choking on a vacuum cleaner.
D. B. A. J. You tried to write a poem and it was just a list of your favorite snacks.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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