D.B.A.J.
A way to tell someone they’re so clueless it’s like they’re made of clouds. It’s like saying they have no brain and no idea how to use it.
D. B. A. J. You tried to drive but had no idea how the car worked.
D. B. A. J. You tried to play chess and put your queen in the middle of the board first.
D. B. A. J. You thought a hurricane was just a really loud fan.