D.B. Pooper

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You drop a bomb in the toilet, wipe your ass, and there's nothing on the paper. You look in the bowl and there's no poop. You're starting to think your guts are lying to you and your turd is a ghost.
I pooped in the toilet and wiped, but there was no poop. My turd is a ghost.
I dropped a bomb, wiped, and nothing happened. I looked in the toilet, and it was empty. My poop is a ghost.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My poop is a ghost.
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You let one rip, wipe, and there's nothing. You look in the toilet and there's no sign of it. You're questioning everything, like your poop just vanished into thin air.
I let one rip, wiped, and nothing was there. My poop just disappeared.
I pooped, wiped, and there was no poop. My poop is missing.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My poop just vanished.
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You poop, wipe, and there's nothing. You check the toilet, and it's empty. You're so confused you think your guts are out to get you.
I pooped, wiped, and nothing was there. My guts are out to get me.
I let one rip, wiped, and there was no poop. My guts are playing tricks on me.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My guts are out to get me.
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