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You drop a bomb in the toilet, wipe your ass, and there's nothing on the paper. You look in the bowl and there's no poop. You're starting to think your guts are lying to you and your turd is a ghost.
I pooped in the toilet and wiped, but there was no poop. My turd is a ghost.
I dropped a bomb, wiped, and nothing happened. I looked in the toilet, and it was empty. My poop is a ghost.
I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My poop is a ghost.