D.B. Pooper - You poop, wipe, and there's nothing. You check the toilet, a

You poop, wipe, and there's nothing. You check the toilet, and it's empty. You're so confused you think your guts are out to get you.

I pooped, wiped, and nothing was there. My guts are out to get me.

I let one rip, wiped, and there was no poop. My guts are playing tricks on me.

I had a big one, wiped, and it was gone. My guts are out to get me.